......Just an average girl who likes to have fun on her own terms.
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A good life
- Pet: a good life
- pleasure everyday for you
- pleasuring you every day for me
I know nothing about manicures but the ones where one finger has sparkly shit on it is probably expensive and I want to pay for one.
*looks down* This really reminds me that I need a new manicure. And pedicure.
Anonymous asked: I've been speaking to this guy recently, and last night over skype (we were using video but text chatting bc he doesn't have sound :c) he asked bluntly to see my breasts. At the time I was really flustered, bc I've never talked with a guy like that before, but I shot him down. no, there's no way you're seeing my body if I haven't heard your voice. I thought of you and how you don't put up with any bs and that really helped. I also wanted to ask, do you think I should play this to my advantage?
Hello lovely stranger,
It sounds to me like you’re pretty new, either to sexual stuff or to doing sexual stuff online. I’m happy that I was able to be a sort of role model; you should NOT put up with any bs or with anything that makes you feel uncomfortable.
How, exactly, do you want to play it to your advantage? Do you have a Dom/sub dynamic?
Mistress Maria
theblossomingsub replied to your post: Never before has a drink, and being called…
Can’t wait to read it when you do! ^^
Thanks for the reminder!
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Just spent time talking to the Asus Warranty people about my defective laptop. No matter what I said, they couldn’t come up with anything better than “take it to Best Buy.”
I’ve already been to Best Buy four times, fuckers.
A laptop should not be defective after one month.
Thank you for the link @someoldhaunts! This is just what I was looking for, but I got frustrated after all I could find was blow jobs.
Few things in this world are as exhilarating as slapping somebody hard across the face.
(via strp)
What do you mean, most people don’t talk about hairy balls at 7 in the morning?
Currently looking at a picture of a dragon fucking a car.
I seem to have stumbled onto the wrong side of the Internet again.
You didn’t want to wear a tie, even when I said how sexy I find them. So now you’re going to wear a tie MY way.
(via geekintn)
Ways I know I went to bed waaaaaay too late:
(1) I’m absolutely exhausted at work
(2) it takes very little time to catch up on my dash.
Seriously. I’m really not that hard to please. Send me a creative sext that specifically plays off something I like, and I’ll be happy with you all day.
Reason #zillion why I love ring gags. And that is a vast understatement. I need a new one.
(via deviantdominantdesires)
