I am very intensely grumpy that Dark Odyssey Surrender is the WEEKEND AFTER the weekend I will be in San Francisco.

Grump grump grump rage grump complain.

P will like this.  Especially now that he has a special someone to ogle him and his tail!

P will like this. Especially now that he has a special someone to ogle him and his tail!

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That looking upward never fails to affect me.

That looking upward never fails to affect me.

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I can hardly remember a time before I liked threesomes…

I can hardly remember a time before I liked threesomes…

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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And hold my leg for me too.  Look, I’m practically doing all the work here, and that’s just not acceptable!

And hold my leg for me too. Look, I’m practically doing all the work here, and that’s just not acceptable!

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Yeah, your ass isn’t gonna be tight for much longer.

Yeah, your ass isn’t gonna be tight for much longer.

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I’ve always been a sucker for porn along the lines of “tying helpless victim up in the back because you allow them in the house until they’re trained.”  What, that’s not a common porn genre? It’s just me? Oh. Well, it should be.

I’ve always been a sucker for porn along the lines of “tying helpless victim up in the back because you allow them in the house until they’re trained.” What, that’s not a common porn genre? It’s just me? Oh. Well, it should be.

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I feel like that first picture should be accompanied by the hallelujah chorus.

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Anonymous asked: I'm an old man. My whole life, I have had fantasies about submission to a powerful woman such as yourself. I can only imagine how it would feel to kneel before you. I imagine it would feel intoxicating.

I imagine so too!

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Anonymous asked: Butterscotch sauce perhaps? Or ooo maybe a particularly runny compote!

Yum to both of those, how foodie of you :)

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freyasfancy asked: In regards to lickable foods...I've always been a fan of applesauce.

Clever! Thanks!

If that hook falls out of your ass there will be dire consequences.

If that hook falls out of your ass there will be dire consequences.

That feels so good, better than the best dildo!  You’re such a good boy, keep doing that, I’m sure you’re thinking only of how much I love this and not about how amazing it would be to just slide it into my tight wetness… so close and yet so far… but what’s important here, boy? That you don’t stop. Right.

That feels so good, better than the best dildo! You’re such a good boy, keep doing that, I’m sure you’re thinking only of how much I love this and not about how amazing it would be to just slide it into my tight wetness… so close and yet so far… but what’s important here, boy? That you don’t stop. Right.

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I love this kind of stuff

I love this kind of stuff

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